“Prolix Logorrhoea, and how!”

Friday, February 26, 2010

Blog Posts I Should Write

Homeless Guy Talking To Himself Follows Me Into Cell Phone Store To
Get His Blue Tooth Head Set Fixed So He Can Ligitimately Talk To
Himself (Actually Happened)

Gaming Kids Seen At Sports Bar, Where The Girl Of The Group Is Trying
Really Hard To Follow The Star Trek Comversation Her Boyfriend Is
Having (Also True)

Suicidally Depressed Person Talks Suicidally Depressed Friend Down
From Their Drama (Sadly, Also True)

A Group Of Over-Achievers Can't Have A Conversation Because They're
Too Busy One-Upping Each Other (Torn From The Pages Of Work)

Blogger Finds Himself Blogging In Spite Of Attempts Not To (Etc., Etc.)

By Crom's sword...

1 comment:

  1. There are a lot of blog posts running around in my head, too. I think they could all be summed up in one meta post: "Portland Woman Paves Road to Hell."

    Wait, is it only good intentions that count as paving stones? Or will any old intention do?

    ReplyDelete