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Friday, March 26, 2010

Where's Steve Martin When You Need Him?

Not one to turn down a favor for Ranger Mike, I was more than happy to render my sound services for an up-and-coming math-metal group comprised of a number of KPSU alum. Ob-soive:

signal-to-noise ratio w/ Enemies of Carlotta, LIVE!

Flickr Photoset.

Both Sean and Johnny have made a number of appearances on KPSU in a variety of incarnations and permutations, so it was really excellent to see them in their latest form. Hopefully you'll be seeing these guys around town more often, but for the time being you can enjoy them via this incredible on-air performance. Honest: you need to hear this one. It's pretty much one of the best bands I've gotten to record.

I'll be appearing on the last two episodes of signal-to-noise ratio in two different capacities, and the episode on the 31st is a two-hour show (extending into All 7"). Ranger Mike will be leaving KPSU to pursue a wife and a job, and we hate to see him go. But life goes on, and we'll have to enjoy the precious little time we have left with him. Honestly, all of radio will be suffering with his absence. I will do my best to work double-time in an effort to fill the void he will leave behind, but there really isn't anything like the real thing. Good luck, where ever you end up.

See ya soon.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Running With Sound (Be Careful!)

While I tend to throw around the phrase, "I ran sound for..." quite often anymore, after I received a few questions about what this meant, it occurred to me that this may require a bit of illumination for those who don't spend a lot of time in recording studios. I say I'm Running Sound when I handle the technical end of a live performance at KPSU. While this might not be the exact terminology that a real Sound Tech might use to describe what he does, in my experience real Sound Techs are often complete assholes, so I don't take much of what they say very seriously. I would also recommend that you do the same if you find yourself having to deal with one.

The Job Itself: When I get a sound request for KPSU, I show up as early as possible so I can greet the band when they show up. This way I can prep the gear as best I can, meet the band when they show up, let them know I'll be the one helping them out. I've found this to be the most important thing you can do, for a number of reasons. First, being early is invaluable if you actually want to do a good job. (If that's not a priority for you, then maybe you shouldn't be a Sound Tech.) Second, being there to meet the band right away will set both you and them at ease. Radio gigs can often be wearisome for bands, and if the Sound Tech is the person that stands between them and sounding awesome on live radio. If the Sound Tech is there when they get there, then they know he is taking the job at least as seriously as they do.

Most of the time, showing up early seems moot to a lot of Sound Techs; very rarely does a band ever show up on time, and more often than not, they are very, very late. However, this is where being prepared comes in very handy. The more setup you can get ready before the band arrives, the easier it will be to accommodate late bands. I've gotten to the point where I can do setup in just a few minutes if need be, provided the band does not mind sounding terrible, and only gets to play one or two songs live.

As the band begins to set up their gear, I find it important to ask questions and try to get to know the band. It doesn't matter that I will not be interviewing them, or that I will never see them again. In some cases, when it is clear that the effort will be pointless, I don't even try to like them. But I do try to be as friendly as possible, preferably by telling a lot of jokes and getting them to laugh. A stiff, nervous, and uncomfortable band makes for terrible radio. However, a band that is having a good time, feeling at ease, and laughs at dumb jokes, is ready to rock. Strange but true. There have only been one or two occasions where I had trouble with a band that took themselves too seriously. I probably don't have to tell you how bad those performances were.

Once the drums are set up, I start setting up mics. KPSU doesn't have anything too fancy, but we have all the usual mics and stands that your average venue and uber-cheap studio would have. I use SM 58s on vocals, and 57s on amplifiers. We have an assortment of other mics for the drums, and a huge cache of DI (Direct Input) boxes if we're circumventing that kind of stuff in the first place. I usually set up vocals first, amps second, and drums third. Drums are always the hardest, and I can spend all the time in the world trying to get them right, so I always save them for last. All of this runs into a snake (an input box that runs to the board pictured above).

Once the band is set up and the mics are in place, and if there is time, I like to let the band do a sound check. This is as much for them as it is for me; the room bands play in is pretty funky, and does not sound great. Of course, nervousness combined with the strange environment and unusual sound can be difficult, so the more of a sound check the band gets in, the better they will sound. This is also why it is nice to pal around with the band first. They will play better if they are comfortable. Honest. While they are sound checking, I'll get a rough mix ready and record it in Sound Forge. Again, if there's time, I'll play it back for the band, get their input, then do the final mix based on their input. Hopefully, there's enough time for both the band and myself to sneak in a cigarette before they go live.

I will be honest: I don't exactly know how all the gear works. I know we have a feedback destroyer wired into the board, and that helps tremendously with loud bands. We also have a few different effects boxes in a rack next to the board, where I can coax out a little reverb if needed. But on the whole, I don't play with effects much. The bands that care about effects will bring their own, and being Live on The Radio is about being Live on The Radio. Adding a bunch of weird effects rarely helps, and often just covers the fact that your band sucks. We also have a pair of monitors that we can put in the room so bands can hear their vocalists.

Once the mix is ready, I set up the computer to record a stereo signal from the board. This same signal gets sent to the Broadcast Room, where the DJ hosting the show can broadcast it live. At that point, I step down and take my cues from the DJ and the band. I do monitor the performance throughout the show, and do some on-the-fly adjustments if they are needed. (And, with live radio, it is often needed.) But once I get to that stage, it is often easy going, and I can run on auto-pilot. I've noticed that some Sound Tech's completely check out one the band goes live, going so far as to check their e-mail or read to pass the time. I call bullshit on that. If you want the band to sound good, you need to be attentive, you need to illustrate that you are trying to make them sound good, and at the very least, just watch and listen. Your job is to manage sound. If you are not listening, then you are not doing your job. Period.

Once the show is over, the last thing you have to do is tear down the gear. I generally burn a couple copies of the performance while this is happening: one for the band, and one for my personal archive. I found out, early on, that bands LOVE getting these kinds of board recordings, and they often end up being used as demo recordings, tour CDs, or sometimes, on an album. I then go about putting away the gear, zeroing out the board, and wrapping cables. It often takes about 30 minutes to make sure it's all done right.

I've ran sound for over 100 bands now since 2006, and have really enjoyed doing it almost every single time. Perhaps there were two or three bands that were really hard to deal with, and maybe only one that were really dicks who I would have a problem working with again. But more than the bands, the real dipshits have been other Sound Techs. I have met and worked with a number of totally horrible examples of human beings, who have no respect for the job, for music, or for other people. I like to pride myself on being the "Nice" Sound Tech, and to be honest, I have only met a few others that are worth their salt. For some reason this kind of job attracts some real losers with terrible social skills, and while I have been fortunate enough to avoid those kinds of Sound Techs in the last year or so, I regularly hear from bands and performers that they had never met a Sound Tech before who was as nice and attentive as I was. It's become a point of pride.

So, that's the job, really. For some bizarre reason I enjoy it. I won't say that it is always fun; it is often stressful, and even the nicest band can become a pain in those situations. But when everything is going smoothly, I have a great time, and really, really enjoy it. Perhaps that is the surest sign of how crazy I actually am.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Relax With Your Friendly Local Neighborhood Radio Program

This week we offer you another double-dose of radio, compliments of experimental rock music, and the desperate urge to relax. It's all part of wonder and magic of radio, and all you've got to do is listen. Ob-soive:

12:00 PM: What's This Called w/ Moodring, LIVE!
(Featuring a live performance by local artists, Moodring.)

Playlist & Footnotes.

My Flickr Photoset.

24 March Update: Ricardo Wang's Flickr Photoset.

I had a lot of fun running sound for Moodring, and they were extremely friendly, too. I love working with bands like this, especially for Ricardo Wang, who is also a lot of fun to work with. I highly recommend checking them out. Then:

01:00 PM: "Episode 058: Lounge Act"
(Featuring beach-inspired lounge & exotica to signal the beginning of spring and the end of winter.)

Playlist & Footnotes.

I really enjoyed exploring music that doesn't get a lot of radio exposure these days, and I may do more shows like this as the years progress.

Don't forget: we're featuring a special live act (TBA) next week, so don't forget to tune in for that. It will be unforgettable.

Keep up the good work, and I'll see ya in seven.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Chop Chop Radio Appearance

Always looking to lend a hand for my good friends at signal-to-noise ratio, I stopped by KPSU last night to run sound for an excellent local band that were kind enough to grace The Station with their presence. Ob-soive:

signal-to-noise ratio w/ The Ax, LIVE!
(Featuring a live performance, DJ set, and interview with local rock duo, The Ax!)

I always enjoy working with Ranger Mike, but this band was more than worth the usual bribes and favors that he offers when I come in to run sound. I highly recommend checking out their record, Our Queen of Dirt, and look for a split 7" they put out with a French group whose name escapes me. These guys not only rocked quite a bit, but were some of the nicest folks I ever met.

Here is a link to a few photos I snapped with my Borg Implant. I know that Ranger Mike took more, so expect a follow-up soon enough.

Since we're already talking about live KPSU performances, here are a few things on the horizon that you can expect in the coming weeks:

20 March, 2010: Engineering for Moodring on What's This Called?
20 March, 2010: "Lounge Act," featuring down-tempo and chill-out music on Blasphuphmus Radio.
24 March, 2010: Engineering for Enemies of Carlotta on signal-to-noise ratio.
27 March, 2010: Hosting a special local act (TBA) on Blasphuphmus Radio.
31 March, 2010: Co-hosting a special episode of signal-to-noise ratio, where Ranger Mike and I replay some recordings of live acts he's had on his show. Hell yeah.
04 April, 2010: Superman Returns on Blasphuphmus Radio.
07 April, 2010: Engineering for Toyboat Toyboat Toyboat on signal-to-noise ratio.

I think that's everything. Of course, as new stuff comes up, I'll keep you posted. It's how that sort of thing works.

See ya Saturday.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Back On The Air

Blasphuphmus Radio made a return to the airwaves in a big way with a double-live feature, with the help of my good friend Ricardo Wang. It all starts with some electronic weirdness on his show, and ends with a set of rock and roll from half-way across the world. How cool is that? It's the way we like to do things to help ease listeners back into our particular brand of radio goodness. Ob-soive:

12:00 Noon: What's This Called? w/ Toiletooth, LIVE!
(Featuring a live performance by local electronic / experimental artist, Toiletooth.)

Playlist & Footnotes.

With a variety of musical toys, pedals, sequenced sounds, and live mixing, Toiletooth came in to rock a set of strange and beautiful electronic weirdness. I ran the sound for this one, and also managed to snap a few images with my Borg implant. You can see the rest of the images through the following link:

Toiletooth Live on What's This Called? 13 March, 2010

(20 Mars, 2010 Update: Ricardo Wang has added a couple snaps of Toiletooth on his Flickr Page, too.)

Then, on the return episode of Blasphuphmus Radio:

01:00 PM: "Episode 057: Lulina (from Brazil), LIVE!"
(Featuring a live performance by Lulina, on tour all the way from Brazil.)


Playlist & Footnotes

Ricardo Wang has connections to this band going back to his old radio show when he was based out of Olympia. This group was recently nominated as one of the top 20 bands out of Brazil by Rolling Stone magazine, and through a series of circumstances, found themselves wanting an on-air gig at KPSU. I was extremely excited to not only run sound for them, but meet a touring band from Brazil. They were incredibly friendly, very organized, and rocked quite a bit. I should point out that Ricardo and I tag-teamed this show, and I couldn't have done it without him.

I also managed to snap a few images of them, which you can find here:

Lulina Live on Blasphuphmus Radio on 13 March, 2010

Sorry this one got posted late. Things have been kinda crazy lately. Hopefully we'll be back up and running smoothly with our show this Saturday.

See ya then.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Pencil's Down

We want to thank everyone for participating on this one, but
unfortunately, we've run out of time. Until next time, I'll be taking
two weeks off to get exceptionally stupid and not think about the past.

Thank you for playing, and we'll see ya next time.

(Close show with Alice Cooper's "School's Out"... for two weeks...)

By Crom's sword...

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Pie

Have a slice on me
Calculate for free
Punch in the digits
Add whipped topping
Ready or not
You better get it while it's hot
Kids can learn from pie
It's scienti-fantastic.

- KARP "Pie"

By Crom's sword...

Friday, March 12, 2010

Give Up The Ghost

Dear guy in bar at 9 AM talking loudly:

Give up the ghost.  You are not going to single-handedly debunk Freud just because you don't like your professor and don't agree with his writings,.  Really.  You are 22, also talked loudly about D&D and Star Trek, and made some of the most offensive comments about women I have ever heard made in a bar at 9 AM.   Just shut up.  Please.  I'm trying to eat my breakfast. 

By Crom's sword...

Truth

You don't get older. You get crazier.

And suddenly I'm seeing a connection between the various meanings of
"institution," and career students.

By Crom's sword...

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Quandary

This is, perhaps, the wrong part of the term to be writing about, and
determining my own position on the subject of ethics in rhetoric. I
would say just about anything for it all to be over.

By Crom's sword...

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Sleep, What's That?

In a country where I can decide
Will I be jailed or will I abide?
By these laws which I do not believe apply
With all this freedom I have no voice
With all this freedom I have no choice
With all this freedom that I can't find
Only for one kind
And every day seems so important
And every day seems so necessary
Try to take my freedom away
Always dreaming about what I can't be
And if this country is so free
Then why am I arrested for trying to sleep?
And I know a place that's free
But why must it entail poverty?
So much food to eat
And so many homes to sleep in
Stores so full of food
So why must I eat from a garbage bin?
There's 1600 people walking around today
Thinking life's a little game to play
Try to avoid police abduction
Try to avoid hunger and self destruction
Maybe if you could realize that all you're freedom is based on lies
Maybe there's no lifestyle that I want to keep
If I could just get some sleep...


By Crom's sword...

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Relief

There is nothing more satisfying than finally crossing off something from an overly bloated and seemingly-unmanageable To Do List.

Except possibly lots of meaningful sex.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Epiphany

My mind only seems to be able to operate in two modes: either I'm
consumed by completely inappropriate thoughts, or I think about rock
and roll and girls.

By Crom's sword...

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Touch of Evil

I just found out two things: first, my old landlord just fucked me on
the deposit, and second, Touch of Evil is playing at the Fifth Ave.
Theater on PSU campus this weekend. This is probably one of the best
movies ever made by human beings. Anyone want to join me?

By Crom's sword...

Thought

All the pithy advice, hours of therapy, years of hard work, and
attempts at understanding still isn't better than meeting up with Tom
and absolutely destroying this town for an evening.

By Crom's sword...